Thursday 18 October 2012

Serius WTF - Koleksi Meja Komputer Yang Kotor Tahap Mugahllazah (10 Gambar)


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  1. Hanis Baharom17 October 2012 at 23:32

    1th!!!

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    1. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:51

      kote pak hang pendek

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    2. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:53

      ok la drpd mak hang kote panjang drpd pak hang...

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    3. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:55

      Kote hang pendek

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    4. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:56

      Diam sikit... hang ni buat pecah tembelang aku

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    5. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:00

      kote obe pendek

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    6. director fury18 October 2012 at 00:11

      haha. sekian ah untuk hari ini. atas ni hasil nukilan aku sndri. untuk dialog avengurz akn dtg

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    7. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 02:43

      Mak Lampir lahir di Hutan Antah Berantah tanggal 135
      Mei 512mb
      SM. Mak Lampir dilahirkan oleh putri bangsawan Jawa
      Utara yang
      bersuamikan orang gila Sumatra Timur yang bergelar
      Tanah
      Basah alias Sawah. Nama asli Mak Lampir adalah
      Permadan
      Kuatran No Sinoke, namun dia mendapat nickname
      Mak Lampir
      sejak duduk di SMA Swasta 1004 Gorontalo Barat
      karena Sering
      melampirkan kertas ulangannya di Mading Sekolahnya.
      Sejak saat
      itu ia dipanggil "Mak Lampir". Pada Zaman Majapahit,
      Mak Lampir
      berhasil menyabet juara 1 Putri Indonesia dengan
      menyingkirkan
      Artika Sari Devi yang beberapa abad kemudian tampil
      kembali
      dalam ajang tersebut. Di zaman kolonial Belanda, Mak
      Lampir
      mulaijarang tampil di depan publik lebih banyak
      berurusan
      dengan kompeni menyusul sengketa lahan di daerah
      Gunung
      Merapi, Jawa Tengah. Ketika perang kemerdekaan
      Indonesia, Mak
      Lampir tidak berada di tanah air karena tengah
      mengikuti Seminar
      Wanita Berbahaya Internasional yang digelar di St.
      Petersburgh,
      Uni Soviet. Mak Lampir ikut menyemarakkan
      pembantaian
      anggota PKI tahun 1966-1969 dengan tampil sebagai
      juru teror
      terutama untuk masyarakat pedesaan.
      Mak Lampir merupakan saingan berat dari Mak Erot,
      dia juga
      mempunyai pengikut yang bernama Jarwo
      Gendoruwo. Jika Mak
      Erot bisa membuat alat kelamin seseorang menjadi
      panjang dan
      kuat saat menancap (singkatan dari menonton layar
      tancap),
      maka Mak Lampir bisa membuat pengikut kamasutra
      menjadi
      murtad dan kafir. Contoh orang yang telah dikafirkan
      Mak Lampir;
      Gendoruwo, Kutilan (saudara terdekat kuntilanak).
      Untuk mendongkrak popularitasnya yang kian
      menurun, pada
      era reformasi Mak Lampir muncul dalam serial Misteri
      Gunung
      Merapi. Dalam serial tersebut dijelaskan suka duka Mak
      Lampir
      dalam mempertahankan tanah di daerah Gunung
      Merapi yang
      dalam proses sengketa dengan VOC alias kompeni.
      Serial
      tersebut disutradarai oleh George Lucas namun
      akhirnya diambil
      alih oleh pemerintah karena tanah daerah Gunung
      Merapi tidak
      diperkenankan untuk digunakan syuting film Star
      Wars.

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    8. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 03:48

      hoi mat lampir...

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    9. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 04:25

      teruknya..

      JIKA ANDA PANDAI MENARI, ANDA BOLEH PERGI TOKYO

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    10. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 05:18

      awak pandai menari...

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    11. Anonymous21 October 2012 at 09:39

      pnat je tulis panjang2.. xd sape nak bace pon

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  2. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:32

    Giler

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    1. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:51

      babi

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:06

      ah

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    3. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:07

      sial

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    4. Prince of Noob18 October 2012 at 09:29

      macam workstation aku je nih... camne nak kemas nih??? terpaksa cari maid indon yg cun2

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    5. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 10:21

      noob ni cam pukimak la.ko nk promote blog ko g tampal kat tiang letrik la woi

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    6. kebab18 October 2012 at 12:06

      budak:dato..boleh x bg contoh najis mughallazah..
      dato:sengih2
      hafiz:dato, bolehkah saya bagi cadangan iaitu babi..

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  3. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:33

    saya lambat sebab saya gay

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    1. Hanis Baharom17 October 2012 at 23:34

      Takpela awak... apapon hanya saya cinta awak seorang...

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    2. Hans Isaac17 October 2012 at 23:37

      Nak batang awk

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    3. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:38

      awak curang nape aaa?

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    4. Hanis Baharom17 October 2012 at 23:39

      Awak... ape ni? saya baru je janji saya cintakan awak seorang... pujuklah saya balik... pujuklah

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    5. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:40

      saya jadi gay sbb awak la.. awak curang..

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    6. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:41

      Bisjut satu...

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    7. Izara aishah hawt18 October 2012 at 00:15

      *menari*

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    8. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:21

      Izara... ajak najwa larif menari sekali

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    9. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 10:27

      hanis baharom..jom g tgv kita buat wayang

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  4. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:34

    4th!

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  5. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:34

    last sklai pling celaka.. hahha

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    1. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:36

      Celaka kepala bapak kau!

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 20:15

      sklai kepala bapak kau!

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  6. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:36

    keyboard!

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  7. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:36

    INI TAPAK PELUPUSAN SAMPAH CELAKA

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    1. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:56

      cukur bulu jembut cepat skit

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  8. Unknown17 October 2012 at 23:43

    ni bukan meja komputer..ini longkang..pic yg last sklali tu masuk air ar..keyboard cengitu pun ade..
    Adakah Anda Berbakat? Klik Sini!!

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  9. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:45

    Aku baru balik dari Vietnam tengok Harimau Muda vs Sydney FC... best siot Fakri Saarani bagi tiket free

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    1. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:52

      tak tanya pun babi woi

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    2. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:55

      ^jeles lettew

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    3. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:58

      Alamak!Dia nak cakap dia kaya and dapat pergi vietnam tonton bola lewtew

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    4. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:59

      Sila baca betul2 kan saarani bagi dia tiket?

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  10. Shafinaz17 October 2012 at 23:47

    i kenot brain this o.o

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    1. abg gebu17 October 2012 at 23:50

      i kentot this coz of u. fap fap fap

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:51

      nak nenen

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    3. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:56

      hek eleh. ketiak itam nak cakap inglish. poyo la woiiii.

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    4. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 10:42

      oi..jgn kacau awek aku.
      shafinaz sayang,mlm ni kita bunuh setan ye

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    5. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 11:02

      nak biskut

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    6. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 22:18

      ni kawan hanis baharom ke?

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  11. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:49

    obe nokharoomzzzz jadozzzz

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  12. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:50

    Russia

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  13. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:51

    Kau hadir tanpa ku sedari, Mengisi kekosongan hati, Kini kau pergi tinggalkan ku, Lemas ku dalam sepi...... Hujan yang turun ke bumi, Membawa rindu yang mengunung, Kau biarkan ku oh sendiri, Malam ku tanpa mimpi....... Mengapa tangan kau lepaskan, Setelah hatiku kau tawan, Mengapa takdir memisahkan, Hanya aku cinta kau seorang, Mengapa tangan kau lepaskan, Setelah hatiku kau tawan.. Angin malam bawalah cintaku, Menghapus rasa rindu.......

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    1. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:53

      isap kote aku jgn bersedih lg

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    2. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:54

      Aku Bukan Gay

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    3. Anonymous17 October 2012 at 23:59

      saya gay sila isap kote saya,jubur sy pun awak leh isap

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    4. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:00

      Kau hadir tanpa ku sedari, Mengisi kekosongan hati, Kini kau pergi tinggalkan ku, Lemas ku dalam sepi...... Hujan yang turun ke bumi, Membawa rindu yang mengunung, Kau biarkan ku oh sendiri, Malam ku tanpa mimpi....... Mengapa tangan kau lepaskan, Setelah hatiku kau tawan, Mengapa takdir memisahkan, Hanya aku cinta kau seorang, Mengapa tangan kau lepaskan, Setelah hatiku kau tawan.. Angin malam bawalah cintaku, Menghapus rasa rindu.......

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    5. intan lidyana18 October 2012 at 00:09

      aku masih dara

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    6. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:10

      apa kaitan dara dengan lagu ni?

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    7. intan lidyana18 October 2012 at 00:13

      non of your biss. so gtfo. but wait! aku masih dara

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  14. Gua Musang18 October 2012 at 00:02

    aku pnah pegi rumah sewa member satu uni..rasanya lantai leh sapu2 dapat pasir tanah 2 pasu tanam pokok bunga.mcm ni la jgk..btw satu rumah tu didiami jejaka2 k******n.

    no state mention xD

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:03

      Kau hadir tanpa ku sedari, Mengisi kekosongan hati, Kini kau pergi tinggalkan ku, Lemas ku dalam sepi...... Hujan yang turun ke bumi, Membawa rindu yang mengunung, Kau biarkan ku oh sendiri, Malam ku tanpa mimpi....... Mengapa tangan kau lepaskan, Setelah hatiku kau tawan, Mengapa takdir memisahkan, Hanya aku cinta kau seorang, Mengapa tangan kau lepaskan, Setelah hatiku kau tawan.. Angin malam bawalah cintaku, Menghapus rasa rindu.......

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:52

      kote ko putus

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  15. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:06

    MUGAHLLAZAH? MUGAHLLAZAH? MUGAHLLAZAH?

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:08

      najib tau x mughallazah tu apa

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 03:01

      bijan la

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    3. Kopi Ah Beng18 October 2012 at 03:07

      Dia tau. Tapi microphone tak de masa nak jawab

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  16. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:16

    bodo sial!!

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  17. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:16

    Siri Baru Yang Mungkin Menarik

    Aku kegawatan idea sekarang. Maka aku pun menulis ceritera buduh ini untuk tatapan kamu.Asik kutuk orang aje dalam housemates Nurakka so aku tulis pasal kebahLOLan diri sendiri pulak. Baru adil kan? Plus a comedy writer must have the ability to make a fool of himself kan? Go ahead troll me you buggers. HAHAHA.

    Siri ini adalah siri benda-benda bodoh yang pernah aku buat seumur hidup aku. Get ready for some of the dumbest shit you will ever hear. Get ready to call me a dumb ass now.


    Obefiend Meminum Asap Rokok

    Masa aku hardcore merokok dulu aku suka convert bekas minuman kosong sebagai ashtray. Sebab utama aku gunakan bekas minuman ialah kerana lepas dah penuh aku boleh buang je semua dalam tong sampah instead of kena kosongkan ashtray. Lagipun bekas air yang kosong boleh menampung kapasiti yang lebih banyak dari ashtray. Kalau ashtray maybe boleh cram in 20-25 puntung rokok at any one time. Bekas minuman in the other hand boleh muatkan 70 puntung rokok.Pendek kata less maintenance.

    Anyway bekas favourite aku untuk dijadikan ashtray ialah bekas air McDonalds. It's easy to procure due to my McD eating habit and they have came with a lid. That way insiden tersepak ashtray ni sampai terburai isi kandungan atas lantai dapat dielakkan. Kalau pakai bekas air mineral water mulut botol tu kecik. Kalau nak buang debu rokok mesti ada yang terjatuh atas lantai . All in all bekas air McD is the best of the lot. Nice capacity, no risk of spillage and big enough orifice to chuck in the ciggie butts.

    As the story goes one fine day aku balik McD. Sebelum balik aku refill balik bekas air yang aku beli dengan Coke. Bila dah sampai rumah aku letak this newly refilled cup on the table. Pada masa yang sama aku ada bekas air McD yang penuh dengan puntung. It was also on the table.



    I think you can pretty much guessed what happened next.

    I have this habit of typing in the dark. The room is a lot cooler if i switched off the light thus creating a condusive enviroment to let the ideas flow. Lepas dah tulis rangka blog entry, aku pun kehausan. Dalam kegelapan tangan aku terus capai bekas air yang ada di atas meja. Instead of ambik bekas berisi air aku tergapai bekas berisi puntung dan debu rokok. By this time it's been hours since I refilled the cup and the Coke was already as warm as the room temperature.. Aku sedut straw... mulut aku suddenly rasa macam taik. Boleh rasa the whole trachea dan esophagus aku clogged up. Yes dear readers. Obefiend the dumb ass just “drank” a mouthful of ash! Padan muka lu!



    Obefiend.. lu memang bodoh sial!

    SOALAN : You want more of this shit? Or should I just kill this new series? Comments below

    p/s : There's rightness in our wrongness.

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:19

      Please compile all your great stories into magazine... Please?

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    2. x klaka mcm 9gag pun?18 October 2012 at 00:22

      x klaka mcm 9gag pun?

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    3. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:29

      zzzzz

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    4. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:53

      wei babi apa yg ko cuba sampaikan?

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  18. Felix Baumgartner18 October 2012 at 00:17

    Orang Malaysia... saya perlukan bantuan kamu semua... Saya terkepit pada stratosphere dan rasanya saya gagl mencipta sejarah baru... Jadi, angkat tangan kamu semua... ya, macam dalam dragon ball tu saya mahu turun ke bumi

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    1. pak maon18 October 2012 at 00:22

      mcm ni ke

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    2. seman18 October 2012 at 00:23

      angkat kote boleh x en felix

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    3. Felix Baumgartner18 October 2012 at 00:40

      Katakan pada Hanis Baharom bahwa cinta pandang pertama adalah yang paling tulus dan ikhlas..... Sedikit berjaya tapi saya perlukan lebih banyak tangan diangkat lagi...

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    4. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 00:52

      sebelum awak turun ke bumi saya nak gitau saya sudah menikahi mak awak..harap panggil saya abah coz saya benci panggilan ayah..to old skoll.

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    5. Anonymous24 October 2012 at 12:35

      kote saya tak terangkat kerana telah 2 tahun mati pucuk..tetapi saya mahu menolong en. felix..bagaimanakah caranya? mohon penjelasan.

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  19. Merok18 October 2012 at 01:08

    Pemalas Gila!

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  20. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 02:10

    INI SEMUA DAKYAH YAHUDI!!!

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  21. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 03:47

    KISAH BENAR
    (tiada yg benar melainkan yang benar belaka)

    semalam obe kuar paper kosmo... aku selak. .selak...selak.. ternampak muke obe... mata bulat bak ikan tongkol... idung mancung bak idong micheal phelp... bibir munggil bak buntot ayam dara... hatiku berdegup kencang.... tak keruan ku dibuatnya.... resah gelisah diriku.

    hatiku bernyanyi ...
    "OBEgini rasanya...... hatiku sensara..

    badanku mengeletar keresahan... lantas ku tatap muka obe dengan penuh makna.. nafsuku bergelora... bergejolak didalam dadaku...

    oh.obe...maafkan aku... aku ter"fap!fap!fap!" dihadapan mukamu... ku tak bisa menahanya... bukan sekali obe... bukan 2 kali.. tapi 6kali obe... oh tidak pernah ku merasa puas sebegini....

    maafkan aku obe.. mukamu kini menjadi modal"fap!fap!fap!" aku....

    maafkan akak. .. eh silap!! aku obe... x terlintas di fikiran akak... eh silap lagi... aku... untuk memperlakukan kau sebegitu...


    -kekasih pinkmu-

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  22. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 03:48

    Kpada anti-prince of n0ob,k0rg bc k0men dy kt bl0g ni,aq gelak gulin2 la sial,hahaha,kpala bpak bt0l,kah3--->
    shafinazm.blogspot.com/2012/07/shafinazs-day-out.html?m=1

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:17

      HAHAHAHAA! Big HAHAHA! for Prince of Joob. Over sgt promote blog, kena sebijik.

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    2. bapak prince of noob18 October 2012 at 08:58

      woi ko kutuk anak aku. die dah gemuk cm babi.besar pemalas! die mmg pelacur murahan d blog2 kate maknye

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  23. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 05:44

    first

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  24. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 07:41

    obe

    tlong la disable anon
    kami dtg sini nak bace blog kamu
    takpayah la gila glamer sgt
    karang ada yang repot skmm kang

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:55

      pukimak ko la...yang ko sakit ati wat sial...ko pon anon..bodo...

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 09:00

      wei babi pnya olang.nk komen pki id trus ah! xpyh pki anon. ske ati bpak obe ah nak bkak anon ke tak. bongok lembu syaiton

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    3. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 09:17

      bodoh
      kalau aku pakai ID

      sah2 kene bahan dengan anak2 haram macam korang berdua

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    4. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 09:27

      ^anak haram sejati

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    5. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 12:25

      kau pun anon la. sembang kencang sial pompuan ni. macam la aku tk dapat track pulak sape yg komen ni.

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    6. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 15:18

      Ko dtg baca blog orang ke baca komen aaa bodo? Takyah laa baca komen... baca je la isi kandungan die bodo.... tak semestinya tengok blog orang kena comment BODO!!!

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  25. Pak Lang Kiwi18 October 2012 at 08:25

    haha.. kelako semua anon

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:59

      terima kasih pak lang. kami anon2 sayang pak lang.

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 11:40

      Kami sebagai anon amat appreciate komen paklang~ bukan cam setengah komen yang asyik hina anon~~ hidup paklang!

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    3. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 12:23

      paklang sporting la paklang. jom datang rumah saye, kite ehem2. nak? hiks.

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  26. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:27

    kenapa kau tinggalkan aku, kenapa!! ak cintakan kau!

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  27. Unknown18 October 2012 at 08:54

    camna buat keja tu??kotoqnya..

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  28. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 08:55

    KEPALA BAPAK DIA!!

    RAJA ANON

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  29. Azrina Syazwani18 October 2012 at 09:21

    anon2
    sini ar tengok saya berkemban dan lumur minyak kat badan

    lelaki semua sangap
    kote kecik

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 09:24

      puki hang besar ke? wakakaka

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    2. Azrina Syazwani18 October 2012 at 09:42

      cakap banyak tak guna
      sekrug2 aku berani
      lu? ade telur? takde kan

      meh sini
      https://www.facebook.com/azrina5yazwani

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  30. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 09:43

    admin perlu lakukan sesuatu. terlampau banyak perkataan lucah. astaghfirullahalazim. setiap perbuatan kita dicatat oleh malaikat kanan dan kiri bahu. setiap komen2 yang buruk dicatat. setiap hinaan yang dibuat. aku tidak mengaku baik tetapi aku nak mengajak korang semua berbuat kebaikan.

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 12:21

      alhamdulillah. jangan tengok porn wahai sahabat.

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  31. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 09:54

    sampah masyarakat puiihh

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  32. manje sayang18 October 2012 at 10:16

    waduh..beret bener ginih..mesti orangnya sangat buncir sih..enggak mau kemas biliknyaa....aduhhhh

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  33. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 11:02

    These pics represent those f***ing stupid retarded commenters

    Blogserius have lost it intelligence & dignitiies

    R.I.P Obe

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    1. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 11:29

      couldn't agree more.. RIP Obe, RIP FOA

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    2. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 11:38

      How dare you insulting my beloved obe!!! u r the one that f***ing stupid retarded commenters~~~lulz~~ cherrs uolz~~

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    3. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 12:20

      RIP obe. post obe skrg pun dah tak berkualiti mcm dulu.

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  34. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 11:37

    How dare you insulting my beloved obe!!! u r the one that f***ing stupid retarded commenters~~~lulz~~ cherrs uolz~~

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  35. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 20:43

    obe, please remove or block komen2 budak2 yg komen nya tak membina ni...cakap bahasa kasar, mencarut dll...sangat menyakitkan hati. do something!

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  36. Anonymous18 October 2012 at 21:36

    Long life anon..

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  37. Anonymous24 October 2012 at 22:40

    putu mayam ....

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